ARTiculate INCoherence by donnybaxter
Tyler, The Creator - Rusty (Feat. Domo Genesis, Earl Sweatshirt)
Kris Kross - I Missed The Bus
Kris Kross - Warm It Up
Major Lazer - Get Free ft. Amber of the Dirty Projectors
Joey Bada$$ - Waves
Do you know what this colorful motherfucker is? Let me tell you. This bitch is a mantis shrimp.
It has 3 different focal points in each eye. And it has like 26 cones in its eyes, so this motherfucker sees in both infrared and ultraviolet. Say hello to the most complex eyes in all the animal kingdom.
It has an arm that packs the punch of a .22 caliber bullet. It punches you with the force of a gun. And it can swing its claw arms so fast that it generates a powerful shock wave Even if the first strike misses its prey, this bitch can still kill by just the power of the shock wave of bubbles following their strike.
Oh, and what else? The speed of the strike is so fast that it actually produces light and heat, and the temperature of the collapsing bubbles can produce several thousand kelvins. This motherfucker will crush you and burn you, under water, without even touching you directly.
There have been reported cases of these bad ass motherfuckers punching their ways out of aquariums. Thick glass? Fuck that shit.
These bitches grow to be around 12-15 inches long. That is a foot and a half of colorful pain. Good thing you don’t live in the ocean.
True Facts about the Mantis Shrimp
This was educational and entertaining.