ARTiculate INCoherence by donnybaxter var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-9744825-4’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @artinc)http://artinc.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PryS1hUBcUk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Daughter Caught Parents Having Sex</p> <p>‘daddy you screamed like a girl!’</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50281514101http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50281514101Sun, 12 May 2013 15:43:41 -0400<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/hip-hop-mogul-damon-dash-claims-close-eviction-article-1.1341037">Hip-hop mogul Damon Dash claims he's deep in debt and close to eviction from his Carmel home</a>: <p><a href="http://verymadlib.tumblr.com/post/50175440195/hip-hop-mogul-damon-dash-claims-hes-deep-in-debt-and" class="tumblr_blog">verymadlib</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">Hip-hop mogul Damon Dash is so deeply in debt that he claims in court documents he faces imminent eviction from a rented mansion in suburban Carmel, N.Y.</blockquote> <p>its da roc in da buildin</p></blockquote>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50191607635http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50191607635Sat, 11 May 2013 16:21:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln659bq8lQ1qk4s1vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://missjaaayna.tumblr.com/post/7025475000" class="tumblr_blog">missjaaayna</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>On reactions to her weight loss:</strong><br/>I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, ‘Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous’. I’m like, ‘I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing’</p> <p>-Raven Symone</p> <p>she’s amazing.</p> <p>Motivation</p></blockquote> <p>She look drunk or confused or uncomfortable.</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50191142446http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50191142446Sat, 11 May 2013 16:14:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62cff1f05ba806c527a44f6690d079ee/tumblr_mmng9lPcmW1qadgexo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mszashley.tumblr.com/post/50189153524/strawberry-cheesecake" class="tumblr_blog">mszashley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Strawberry cheesecake</p></blockquote> <p>This looks like bad bad cooter</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50190926848http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50190926848Sat, 11 May 2013 16:11:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6b01449b5be4d0c3590c7f1323055c6/tumblr_mmagjaYEDZ1qkoopko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sinatrameetsmarley.tumblr.com/post/49781676619/this-is-why-hes-44-0">sinatrameetsmarley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>THIS IS WHY HE’S 44-0</strong></p> </blockquote>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50159025027http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50159025027Sat, 11 May 2013 07:42:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdc46loYDL1qzx6s2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gayed and Confused</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50144155636http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50144155636Sat, 11 May 2013 00:52:26 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1yS1ay045B4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>Tyler, The Creator</span><span> </span><span>-</span><span> </span><span>Rusty (Feat. Domo Genesis, Earl Sweatshirt)</span></p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50143508114http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/50143508114Sat, 11 May 2013 00:41:24 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_Tr8KRqyGJk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Kris Kross - I Missed The Bus</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/49458565418http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/49458565418Thu, 02 May 2013 16:48:06 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tAhp17Mp7Xs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Kris Kross - Warm It Up</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/49458476478http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/49458476478Thu, 02 May 2013 16:46:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/745a28e5b464c6405a26b4826bef1d0f/tumblr_mm33d9kmTI1qzzk3fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://scottpatrick.tumblr.com/post/49283522145/bill-clinton-12-with-his-saxophone-rock-on" class="tumblr_blog">scottpatrick</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><span>Bill Clinton, 12, with his saxophone. Rock on!</span></strong></p></blockquote>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/49332385985http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/49332385985Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:18:45 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f3aPh3FDkgQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Tez McClain - Right Now ft. Erk Tha Jerk (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3aPh3FDkgQ&feature=share">TezMcClainVEVO</a>)</p> <p>@catf1sh no</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48925550002http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48925550002Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:42:21 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ytIfSuy_mOA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Major Lazer - Get Free ft. Amber of the Dirty Projectors </p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48925248438http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48925248438Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:34:02 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/51e1gIkzHgk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Joey Bada$$ - Waves</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48925060574http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48925060574Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:28:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8a54a638fbf91d73b193dd1b5cd34c1/tumblr_mlhmrqbWCV1qby088o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://flirtuallreality.tumblr.com/post/48883752874/sara-bera-gruntsgirl-do-you-know-what-this" class="tumblr_blog">flirtuallreality</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://sara-bera.tumblr.com/post/48883518026/gruntsgirl-do-you-know-what-this-colorful" class="tumblr_blog">sara-bera</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gruntsgirl.tumblr.com/post/48340317268/do-you-know-what-this-colorful-motherfucker-is">gruntsgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do you know what this colorful motherfucker is? Let me tell you. This bitch is a mantis shrimp.</p> <p>It has 3 different focal points in <em>each</em> eye. And it has like 26 cones in its eyes, so this motherfucker sees in <em>both</em> infrared and ultraviolet. Say hello to the most complex eyes in all the animal kingdom.</p> <p>It has an arm that packs the punch of a .22 caliber bullet. It <em>punches</em> you with the force of a <em>gun</em>. And it can swing its claw arms so fast that it generates a powerful shock wave  Even if the first strike misses its prey, this bitch can still kill by just the power of the shock wave of bubbles following their strike.</p> <p>Oh, and what else? The speed of the strike is so fast that it actually produces light and heat, and the temperature of the collapsing bubbles can produce several thousand <em>kelvins</em>. This motherfucker will crush you and burn you, <em>under water</em>, without even touching you directly.</p> <p>There have been reported cases of these bad ass motherfuckers <em>punching</em> their ways out of <em>aquariums</em>. Thick glass? Fuck that shit.</p> <p>These bitches grow to be around 12-15 inches long. That is a foot and a half of colorful pain. Good thing you don’t live in the ocean.</p> </blockquote> <p>True Facts about the Mantis Shrimp</p></blockquote> <p>This was educational and entertaining.</p></blockquote>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48895739440http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48895739440Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:21:38 -0400http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48433341137http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48433341137Sat, 20 Apr 2013 08:51:22 -0400http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48287788620http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/48287788620Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:33:04 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Raphael Saadiq - Search and destroy (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mX87yB4vdU&list=UUNJC_dAcjDvu9Ksq8MEFLKg">Baxteroo</a>)</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/47635868985http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/47635868985Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:08:09 -0400<p>It&#8217;s been cold- it was snowing last Wednesday. Now it&#8217;s 60 degrees out today and I tell him to go outside, and he&#8217;s looking at me confused, like why? I remember when I was young I couldn&#8217;t wait to get out&#8230;</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/45037309546http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/45037309546Sun, 10 Mar 2013 13:42:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/059b560771acea71040478f78e3ad9b7/tumblr_mjeom9cjQc1qge2jjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Good afternoon!</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/44954385921http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/44954385921Sat, 09 Mar 2013 13:27:45 -0500jackdanielsblackwhiskey<p>Too early for that&#8230;</p>http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/44376827923http://artinc.tumblr.com/post/44376827923Sat, 02 Mar 2013 11:26:11 -0500